I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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