new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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