called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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