We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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