im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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