Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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