He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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