So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We have started to decorate penises.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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