Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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