Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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