try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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