Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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