Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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