i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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