I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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