Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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