yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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