The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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