Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
