Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
sex in a hospital.. check
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Randomize
