Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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