She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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