You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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