its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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