exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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