Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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