Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
