My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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