yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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