And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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