Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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