sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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