We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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