My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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