Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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