All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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