I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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