when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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