he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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