Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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