this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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