Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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