guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
