Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Come on in and take your pants off
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