the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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