Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
