Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
home. puking in laundry basket.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
