did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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