and you said cock pushups were impossible
we made out on top of his cat.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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