i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you didnt know i had herpes?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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