Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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