i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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