"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You're like the curious george of whores
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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