If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
there's paper in my vomit.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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