Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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