my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
