i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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