i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Randomize
