He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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