i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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