He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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